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Posted on 31st Jul at 12:16 PM, with 19,499 notes
me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
Posted on 31st Jul at 12:08 PM, with 4,678 notes
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britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

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katy-san… will you love me forever?

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no! *starts laughin with rihanna*

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*gaga starts running*

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katy starts running after her!

but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car

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*police gets here*

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*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here 

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*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok

*britney spears police voice* no 

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:52 AM, with 152,666 notes
ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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Posted on 31st Jul at 11:44 AM, with 753,465 notes

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:36 AM, with 79 notes
Me as a parent

bussykiller:

EVERYONE EATS ASS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD! DEBBIE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE TABLE UNTIL YOU EAT THAT ASS

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:29 AM, with 1,754 notes

Countdown to Season 4 - Week Five: Favorite Season 2 Character
       You don’t have any idea of what I’m capable of.

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:13 AM, with 307,074 notes

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:05 AM, with 204,753 notes
Parents: you can be anything you want
Parents: no not that
Posted on 31st Jul at 10:57 AM, with 749,179 notes

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

Posted on 31st Jul at 10:50 AM, with 100,170 notes

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

Tagged: #spongebob, #:))),
Posted on 31st Jul at 10:42 AM, with 3,965 notes

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.

Posted on 31st Jul at 10:34 AM, with 24,721 notes

koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

Posted on 31st Jul at 10:33 AM, with 16 notes

myrtle-snows-melon-baller:

myrtle-snows-melon-baller:

Did I really just see someone tag something as tw fan art

UPDATE: I just realized. It was a teen wolf fanart. Teen wolf is shortened as tw. I’m going to bed bye

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