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Posted on 28th Aug at 5:15 PM, with 7,842 notes

neyruto:

hobgoblinhero:

neyruto:

if you use a slur toward a group youre not a part of your punishment should be saying that slur over and over while locked in a room with a group of ridiculously strong people of said affected groups. your only weapon is a tiny set of maracas 

I would make it into a song and dance number in the stereotypical accent of that group. They wouldn’t stop laughing long enough to beat me up. 

have you ever interacted with other people in your life 

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:12 PM, with 15,939 notes
fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:10 PM, with 13,541 notes
HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:07 PM, with 44,193 notes

foreverpruned:

Then // Now

Out of all the spices… yall chose salt and pepper? You making basic bitches or powerpuff girls?

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:07 PM, with 12,084 notes
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
Posted on 28th Aug at 5:06 PM, with 127,751 notes
trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.
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trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:06 PM, with 15,611 notes

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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